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Sunday, August 9, 2009
Why I respect EOD so damn much....
1. EOD is family.
Every community and rate in the Navy will want to establish themselves that not only distinguishes them from the rest, but something of pride that brings it's members close and together. Most examples do not compare with what I experienced working with them. EOD is a very tight-knit community where pretty much everyone knows everyone.
2. One of the best jobs, period.
The military pays them to literally blow stuff up. Enough said.
3. Each has a story.
Long or short, each tech can have you balling from laughter, or tense and serious. Some of the stuff they do or did is unbelievable, but for them, it's another day's pay.
4. One of the most rewarding jobs in the military.
Not only from the extra pays and benefits, but the other side too. Before I cam here, I sat behind a desk. I won't deny that I was helping keep the fleet and maybe my country safe, but out here, I KNOW I am.
5. Money, money, money.
An extra thousand every month? Sign me up. With all the extra training and the job that they do, the Navy makes sure to pay them appropriately.
6. Respect.
Word. Pretty much everyone in the military has the basic idea of what a tech does. The have an idea and it's enough to respect EOD and what they do. When EOD shows up on scene, they take charge, and everyone listens.
7. Wild and crazy guys.
You kind of need to be to do this sort of work. This sort of goes along with #3, but also the fact that they're a bunch of the coolest folks to hang out with. They enjoy a good party and BBQ and are always up for a beer. Though, be careful; they come up with the most ingenious pranks I've ever heard and are always ready to return the "favor", better/worse.
8. Subject matter experts.
For an EOD tech to earn his Crab, he needs to know his job. No one questions his judgement and no one should.
9. Location, location, location.
EOD gets stationed everywhere. Where there's military or US citizens/assests, there's EOD. My chief told me about a time he worked for Secret Service in Egypt. And I thought my rate got the cool places.
10. Rock stars.
They simply are.
If it seems like I was kissing EOD's bum, know this: They earned it.
Friday, August 7, 2009
POTD for August 7th, 2009 "Frag Crab"
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Homecoming Checklist (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. "Mission Accomplished" Beer
2. Homecoming party/BBQ
3. Kiss pretty girl
4. Full-body massage
5. Near-Coma sleep fest
6. Xbox Live marathon
7. Visit friend in Pennsylvania
8. Visit Uncle Bob and Aunt Frankie in Seattle
9. Visit Grandma Jo in Oregon
10. Brag about how much money was saved on deployment
11. Somehow spend it all on women and booze
12. Immediately regret spending money
13. Cry inside
14. Demand free food and drink at any restaurant I go to while using "Iraq" excuse
16. Act fidgety, twitch eye, repeatedly mutter "Post traumatic disorder", whenever free food is not provided
17. Get kicked out of an establishment
18. Apologize to family, especially mother
19. Dread returning to Norfolk
20. Have mom make biscuits and gravy
I have a plan and I intend to follow it. That is all.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
All Will Come Home
Saturday, August 1, 2009
POTD for 01AUG09: "Did they get my Good Side?"
Our supply guy is keeping me busy with the inventory. So nice that I have a bunch of equipment that's not on any lists, yet I can't seem to find the stuff on the lists. Go figure. I'm very close in just paying for stuff we're missing, just so he'll leave me alone, yet I don't think I could afford it, even with my life savings.